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Is there a joke I’m missing besides they got black out drunk?
Or it fell out of their pocket before they left the house and they didn’t realize so they thought it was stolen. This would really get a conspiracy brain.
Obviously the robber broke into Anon’s house and put the phone back. It’s probably filled with spyware and child porn, better put it in the microwave and get a new phone.
Secure the data on a sandbox first
Your house gremlins obviously stole it and brought it to your house.
my whole worldview changed
Pic related, became Ike Eisenhower.