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Have no fear, my child
I saw an angel casually walk down a street with a human head in his mouth. I’d post the video but, y’know, rule 4.
Where the fuck did you have to see that?
Mexican news. It happened in Zacatecas last year.
If it was a turtle with a head on its back, I could stomach it. But a dog?!
Angels in the Bible: “Be not afraid”
Angels in Ultrakill: “I WILL WRITE A BIBLE STORY IN YOUR BLOOD, MACHINE!”
The latter can fortunately be defeated with the strongest weapon known to man (and machine):
Pocket change