The only reason why it’s not for Jan 6th, selling top secret documents to other countries or election interference in Georgia is because Trump is surrounded by corrupt fucks that are running interference for him.

But you’re living in the most peaceful time because of us. Just forget all the destabilization and wars we caused all over the world to build that hegemony.

If it wasn’t for us, those pesky kids were gonna grow up and nuke the whole planet. Those wars were completely necessary and we won every one of them.

You’re welcome

-Every USApe ever