Things to know you’re 30
“I wish the odd white one just went with the grain” (white hairs will grow whichever way they please, and it starts with only a few)
“Ah, that’s gonna be my bad knee”
“I don’t know why I have a sore spot there it just comes and goes”
“Dental repairs cost how much?” and suddenly brushing and flossing will be a second hobby
Tinnitus, but not like severe. Just once in awhile and often enough to keep you guessing like once a month or so.
“There was a pop but I don’t know where.”
“Oh my god I’m turning into my parents”
Don’t forget that little back pain you had in your teens from when you did that stupid thing? Yeah, gonna hurt forever. It’s gonna hurt worse.
Or knee pain. Fell in an unfortunate way when I was 15 or so. Now I’ve got random intermittent knee pains for no reason.
Can confirm. When I was 16 I could not imagine being 30 or even older.
