Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid!

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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      I seen someone on LinkedIn yesterday talking about how you’ll be able to “chat with your database”

      Like, what if i don’t want to be friends with a database? What next ? a few beers with my fridge? Skinny dipping with my toaster?

      Both options would be horrible, of course, but they’d both be better than spending another five fucking minutes on LinkedIn.

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      You know, I have no direct information as to what kind of background those people might’ve had for their trips, but 1337% it was wrong (or this person is just full of it). Set and setting. Always. And dear god if I came out of a trip with that? What a fucking abysmal prospect

      And yet holy fuck that’s quite possibly a strong driver in all this insanity isn’t it?

      You could guess my internal state right now, and you’d need zero psychedelics to do it

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        it’s a fucking tragedy what techbros, fascists, and gurus have done to the perception of what a trip even is. there’s this hilariously toxic idea that a trip must have utility or else you’ve wasted your time and material; these people will gatekeep and control how you process what should be a highly personal experience, because that gives them a subtle but powerful amount of influence over what you’ll take back from your trip. the Silicon Valley/TESCREAL crowd have even ritualized bad set and setting so much that they don’t need a guru personally present in order to have a bad fucking time.

        the damage these fucking fools have done is difficult to quantify, largely because psychedelic research is either banned or firmly in the hands of those very same fucking fools. it’s very important to them that you don’t use your temporarily jailbroken neocortex for your own purposes; that you never imagine a world where they don’t matter.

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          yep. a couple of years ago I read We Will Call It Pala and it hit pretty fucking on the nose

          a couple years later, with all the dipshittery i’ve seen the clowns give airtime, and I’m kinda afraid? reticent? to read it again

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            never read this one before. neat story, even if it is not much more than The Lorax, but psychedelic-flavored.

            unprompted personal review (spoilers)

            it makes sense that the point-of-view character is insulated / isolated from the harm they’re doing. my main gripe is that in doing so, the actual problems of the hypothetical psychedelic healthcare industry (manufactured addiction, orientalism and psychedelic colonization, inequality of access, in addition to all of the vile stuff the real healthcare industry already does) wind up left barely stated or only implied. i was waiting for the other shoe to drop; for Learie to, say, receive a letter from a family member of a patient who died on the bed due to being unattended to, a result of stretching too few staff too thin over too many patients, et cetera. something that would pop the bubble that she built around herself and tie the themes of the story together.

            instead it feels like she built the bubble and stays in the bubble. she’s sad her cool business idea outgrew her, that the fifty million dollars she got as a severance package doesn’t fill the hole in her heart she got by helping people directly. which is neat and all, but, like. what about all the uninsured and poor Black people who never got to even try to see if psychedelics could help? what about the Native Americans who watched their spiritual medicine, for which they were (and still are) punished heavily for using, get used to make Learie’s millions, for which they will never see a penny? what about your overworked staff, Learie!?

            from a persuasive and political perspective, to me it seems the non-sequitur ending leaves the entire story up for ideological grabs. think it sounds like capitalism is bad? sure, go for it. think the problem is that we need to do capitalism, But Better™? sure, go for it! hell, that’s basically the author’s own conclusion:

            But what we really need are psychedelic models for business - business that defines new standards for integrity, equity and ethics; business reimagined with a technicolor glow.

            sorry, but a can of glow-in-the-dark paint over the same old exploitative business practices is not a solution. it’s just more marketing. where is this even going?

            If you feel called to share a message with the world, consider taking the course to work with David, and gain structure, fellowship with changemakers, and accountability to breathe life into your story.

            a $3,000 value course for only $999! what a steal!! order now, seats are first-come first-serve!

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              yep to a lot of your points (I’ll try reply in more detail tomorrow, majority of brain context atm is going to fucking android bullshit)

              as a bit more context, it was originally published on https://aurynproject.org/, which I think also says something about its origin/background. imo overly-narrow horizons in their optimism is a problem that plagues a lot of psychedelic-treatment evangelists (and I already view the argument favourably!); it’s something I’ve often felt irked by but also haven’t really been able to engage with in much depth to try form any wide-consumption counterargument too, because headspace and a lot of other stuff too

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                The Auryn project has a sub-project called North Star, founded by a VC partner, and a Bain Capital veteran, among others.

                The whole thing gives me the ick.

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        6 months ago

        I am so happy that we know with 100% certainty that Jack Dorsey saw this image and wasn’t mad. He was laughing, actually.

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    Vitalik Buterin:

    A few months ago I was looking into Lojban and trying to figure out how I would translate “charge” (as in, “my laptop is charging”) and the best I could come up with is “pinxe lo dikca” (“drink electricity”)

    So… if you think LLMs don’t drink, that’s your imagination, not mine.

    My parents said that the car was “thirsty” if the gas tank was nearly empty, therefore gas cars are sentient and electric vehicles are murder, checkmate atheists

    That was in the replies to this, which Yud retweeted:

    Hats off to Isaac Asimov for correctly predicting exactly this 75 years ago in I, Robot: Some people won’t accept anything that doesn’t eat, drink, and eventually die as being sentient.

    Um, well, actually, mortality was a precondition of humanity, not of sentience, and that was in “The Bicentennial Man”, not I, Robot. It’s also presented textually as correct…

    In the I, Robot story collection, Stephen Byerley eats, drinks and dies, and none of this is proof that he was human and not a robot.

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      Why are techbros such shit at Lojban? It’s a recurring and silly pattern. Two minutes with a dictionary tells me that there is {seldikca} for being charged like a capacitor and {nenzengau} for charging like a rechargeable battery.

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    Not a sneer, just a feelsbadman.jpg b.c. I know peeps who have been sucked into this “its all Joever.png mentality”, (myself included for various we live in hell reasons, honestly I never recovered after my cousin explained to me what nukes were while playing in the sandbox at 3)

    The sneerworthy content comes later:

    1st) Rats never fail to impress with appeal to authority fallacy, but 2nd) the authority in question is max totally unbiased not a member of the extinction cult and definitely not pushing crank theories for decades fuckin’ tegmark roflmaou

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      “You know, we just had a little baby, and I keep asking myself… how old is he even gonna get?”

      Tegmark, you absolute fucking wanker. If you actually believe your eschatological x-risk nonsense and still produced a child despite being convinced that he’s going to be paperclipped in a few years, you’re a sadistic egomaniacal piece of shit. And if you don’t believe it and just lie for the PR, knowingly leading people into depression and anxiety, you’re also a sadistic egomaniacal piece of shit.

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        Truly I say unto you , it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is to convince a 57 year old man who thinks he’s still pulling off that leather jacket to wear a condom. (Tegmark 19:24, KJ Version)