• Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    [off topic]

    “Happy holidays” was created by capitalists.

    Department store clerks were supposed to wish every customer a 'Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year."

    The bosses realized that was slowing the lines down, but they had to keep up the pretense that the staff cared about the customers.

    “Happy holidays” was the solution.