Irresponsible Christmas Gifts

Prompt

A happy toddler wielding a flame thrower, a Christmas tree is in the background, the Christmas tree is on fire, in the forefront is a toy packaging with the text “My first flamethrower” in cheery letters, the living room is on fire, dramatic lighting, wide shot --ar 4:3 --v 6.1

Theme

It’s time for Christmas presents! And there’s always an aunt or uncle who likes to give something that little Timmy or Tammy just aren’t ready for. For this week’s festive challenge, it’s up to you to think of the most irresponsible Christmas gift imaginable.
Anything that would make a parent choke on their eggnog the moment their child unwraps their new best favorite thing in the whole wide world :)

Voting process

Everyone can submit their image to this post. At the end of the week all images will be collected and shared in a new voting post wherein people can vote on their favorite image. This will be up for at least 24 hours before a winner is made.

Due to the holiday seasons, this challenge will run a few days longer.

There are no extra points to be earned, OP will decide on a winner in case of a tie.

Rules

  • Follow the community’s rules above all else

  • One comment and image per user

  • Embed image directly in the post (no external link)

  • Workflow/Prompt sharing encouraged but not required (we’re all here for fun and learning)

  • OP will declare winner in case of a tie

  • The challenge runs for at least 7 days from now on

  • Down votes will not be counted

  • Voting and final scoring will be done in a separate post.

Scores

At the end of the challenge the image with the most votes, wins! It’s that simple :)

The winner gets to pick the next theme. As always, have fun everyone!

Previous entries

  • andrewta@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    What’s important is the kid seems happy. Gotta keep the little ones smiling during the holidays.

  • Trubble@startrek.website
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    3 days ago

    Prompt: A joyful toddler, dressed in a festive holiday sweater and holding a throwing knife, stands in a warm and cozy living room, surrounded by the remnants of a chaotic Christmas celebration. Wrapping paper and ribbons are scattered about, with several presents bearing the marks of the toddler’s newfound hobby - knives stuck in them at odd angles. In the foreground, a toy packaging box lies open, its bright and colorful design featuring the words “Knife Throwing for Beginners” in bold, cheerful letters. The room itself is a testament to the toddler’s enthusiasm, with small knives protruding from the furniture, the walls, and even the floor. The atmosphere is tense and dramatic, with strong shadows and highlights cast by the warm glow of twinkling Christmas lights. The scene is reminiscent of a Thomas Kinkade painting, with its warm and inviting color palette, but with a darkly humorous twist, as if the wholesome world of Kinkade had been turned on its head. The style is that of a fantastical and slightly unsettling Norman Rockwell, with intricate details and textures that invite the viewer to explore the scene further.

  • Trollivier@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Prompt : A futuristic toy box with sleek, modern design, containing actual stainless steel surgeon tools, including saws, scalpels, syringes, and forceps. The box boldly advertises, “Junior Surgeon Kit: Real Tools for Future Doctors!” alongside extra bionic limbs for implant practice. The tools are finely crafted in stainless steel, not plastic, offering an authentic surgical experience for kids. The packaging combines playful graphics with a professional, almost clinical look.

  • merde alors@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    this will be difficult :/

    soon as “child”, “children” or “kid” is in a prompt, generators go paranoid android

    • Thelsim@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      3 days ago

      Well, you don’t have to include children. For example, just showing the aftermath can be fun as well :)