• Tyfud@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      The rules to baseball seem to line up even:

      1. Someone tosses you a gift (Baseball)
      2. You smack the shit out of in a way that forces everyone to go looking for/chasing it as a distraction.
      3. Invade their bases, stealing whatever you can.
      4. Return home with your stolen bases without the other side being able to touch you in any way.
      5. Hailed as a hero.

      Which part of sportsball am I missing here.