If you’re looking for an affordable and accessible way to live longer, skip the pricey wellness retreats and quirky biohacks—just bike to work.

  • Kacarott@aussie.zone
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    1 day ago

    You clearly just need a more heavily armoured bike. You should start running down the fords!

    • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.ioOPM
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      1 day ago

      Reactive armor: If they’re going to take you out, they’re gonna go too!

      [pretend I posted that picture of a cargo bike hauling propane here]