I’ve fallen and can’t get up.

I was at Deer Club.

I’m still in storage in Tacoma.

Ich dachte es wäre um elf!

I was too busy at eating practice.

I was bouncin’ dat bumble 😏

I’m stuck on an infinite match on 2fort

I want to be a dentist

Because I’m a Dwarf.

Mine are still in storage.

Trapped under cat. Send help.

Have you seen the elf care system in this country!?

I have a note

Please excuse 👍Maximum Derek👍 from elf practice today. He had to had tummy trouble while visiting his grandma who died and then had to go to the dentist.

-- Mrs 👍Maximum Derek👍’s Mom

A dwarf at elf practice? I’d never live it down.

Just fixing these dolls’ teeth.