• OmegaLemmy@discuss.online
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    7 days ago

    What are you gonna tell your wife? ‘im the secret agent that the government wants to kill’ what about your husband? ‘i murder for money and I am extremely good at it’

    I think it’s best if they both keep lying, not because it’s good but because the alternative is worse, haha