The purgation of xenos scum and heretic filth with extreme prejudice.
Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.
Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive…
Fuck I love Minecraft!
Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.
Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!
Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.
Poluting the environment with my selfbuild automated factorys and thus enrage the local bug population (wich i sadly now have to nuke)
Fishing
I didn’t realise our poaching laws were that severe
Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.
aaaaaand the song is in my head again.
Which one?
Katamari theme song probably. It’s pretty catchy.
You’re right, I was thinking of katamari by femtanyl XD
Killing Nazis
Good thing I don’t have to worry about that ever happening IRL…
I hope we stop the problem before we actually have to begin killing, education would be a nice start
Either saving the universe from Twitter, or doing a silly dance, depending on the hour.
saving the universe from Twitter
Mastodon Simulator Beta?
Or he integrated gamification into his workflow to the absolute max and is running an instance
Nothing because no one’s alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld
It wasn’t me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!
Osha violations (Portal 2)
Building a City without permits and govermental and democratic oversight while making every street into it a toll streets
Cities skylines?
Yup