• underwire212@lemm.ee
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    3 hours ago

    As a highly experienced murderer, I’m available for not murdering you and skinning your family alive in front of you for a low cost of just $40/hr.

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      3 hours ago

      You’re gonna murder and skin me in front of myself? I’m intrigued and have 40$ to spare