lol
Motherfucking Theseus gnomes. Always fucking shit up. They keep switching out my testicles. I have no idea where they came from.
Also, I thought it said thesaurus gnomes the first time I read it, which is still kinda funny.
it’s funny, comical, and humorous!
Mirthful even!
Is this why sometimes my computer says I don’t have permission to access my files?
You’re not the administrator anymore dummy, the gnomes are. What you gotta do is wait until 3 am (peek gnome hour) and wait for them to emerge, hold one hostage and demand that gnome tech support reinstate you as admin. It’s pretty easy really, just use pepper jack cheese as bait, gnomes fucking live ppj cheese
Okay, I know how to stop them. I’ll tell you the steps one at a time. First, take your meds.
Then?
Wait for them to kick in. An hour should be plenty.
Okay they kicked in. What next?
If you still think it’s a problem, call your psychiatrist and explain what’s happening.
Psychiatrists can’t help you with theseus gnomes, everyone knows that
Just gift me the PC, I will protect it from the gnomes
