• Omgarm@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Instead of laughing he should have learned from their warnings.

    Get a blue robe with stars on them. That is what all the fancy wizards wear.

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    1 month ago

    Never visited 4chan personally but this hits way close to home laughs nervously

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      1 month ago

      The only difference is that I thought I would care as I neared 30, but I really don’t. That adolescent pressure to lose your virginity kinda wears off unless you obsess over it

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        1 month ago

        Honestly that’s the thing I’m afraid of the most. That I will stop wanting sex and just give up.

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    1 month ago

    Should have started looksmaxing.

    The truth is girls have way more options than guys and girls aren’t going to choose the worst option.

    But still 30 is still young. (I actually can’t believe how far away and old 30 once felt). But look after yourself and be nice to be around. Someone will touch your peepee.