devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 8 months agoMySQL momentlemmy.worldimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
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minus-squareRagingToad@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoAllergic to Indices? If your database is slow just add more Indices until you have one on every column of every table! :-)
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoHi I need to add some data to the database. No you fucking don’t
Allergic to Indices? If your database is slow just add more Indices until you have one on every column of every table! :-)
Hi I need to add some data to the database.
No you fucking don’t