Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Out of Context Comics@lemmy.world · 1 month agoDad was not invulnerable.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1233arrow-down15
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minus-squaresuperkretlinkfedilinkarrow-up66·1 month agoCouldn’t he maybe prick his finger with a needle first, and go from there?
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up54·1 month agoNope. Dick-first dive into a table saw.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoIf it works, instant proven invulnerability, if not, at least two (half) dicks.
minus-squaremacarthur_park@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·1 month agoOr he could try literally any other test. There’s a vast chasm between pricking your finger and slamming your crotch into a table saw. This guy chose maximum escalation.
Couldn’t he maybe prick his finger with a needle first, and go from there?
Nope. Dick-first dive into a table saw.
If it works, instant proven invulnerability, if not, at least two (half) dicks.
Or he could try literally any other test. There’s a vast chasm between pricking your finger and slamming your crotch into a table saw. This guy chose maximum escalation.
Maximum Effort
Yeah, if he was a pussy.
He will be soon.