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minus-squaresuperkretlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·8 hours agoCouldn’t he maybe prick his finger with a needle first, and go from there?
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·4 hours agoNope. Dick-first dive into a table saw.
minus-squaremacarthur_park@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·7 hours agoOr he could try literally any other test. There’s a vast chasm between pricking your finger and slamming your crotch into a table saw. This guy chose maximum escalation.
Couldn’t he maybe prick his finger with a needle first, and go from there?
Nope. Dick-first dive into a table saw.
Yeah, if he was a pussy.
He will be soon.
Or he could try literally any other test. There’s a vast chasm between pricking your finger and slamming your crotch into a table saw. This guy chose maximum escalation.