Regular windows user: uses PC

‘Roommate’ standing behind them: takes photo of screen

User: dude…

Roommate: what?

User: what the fuck?

Roommate: is ok… it’s so you can scan through them later and see what you’ve been doing

User:

Roommate:

User:

Roommate: takes photo of screen

User: the… fuck? that’s… that’s my credit card #

Roommate: oh…uhh…I was going to delete that

User: did you even notice it was there?!

Roommate: yes! I mean no! I mean…err

User:

Roommate:

User:

Roommate: takes photo

User: grabs baseball bat