aeronmelon@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 1 day agoThe Enterprise, her hull breached and her coolant leakingi.imgur.comimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1284arrow-down111file-textcross-posted to: microblogmemes@lemmy.world
arrow-up1273arrow-down1imageThe Enterprise, her hull breached and her coolant leakingi.imgur.comaeronmelon@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square19fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: microblogmemes@lemmy.world
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-212 hours ago Gets a paper cut Structural integrity down to 98% Gets drunk Maneuvering thrusters only, guidance systems are down! Having sex, about to nut FIRE TORPEDOS, FULL SPREAD!
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 hours agoI’m sorry I do not possess any spare torpedoes. I lack coffee.
Structural integrity down to 98%
Maneuvering thrusters only, guidance systems are down!
FIRE TORPEDOS, FULL SPREAD!
I’m sorry I do not possess any spare torpedoes. I lack coffee.