When is the Mountain Dew® Baja Blast limited edition Eucharist gonna drop?
I prefer mountain dew® baja blast zero sugar Eucharist
They should have a ‘Pop Rocks’ Eucharist … now you can feel the Holy Spirit popping in your mouth … instead of the priest
Pop rocks first, priest after
No lie: I always liked these styrofoam wafers. They taste like nothing, and have a fun texture. Making them have a flavor would be even cooler.
Right? I kinda want to try those wafers with meat and cheese on them. Like a eucharist lunchable.
Also, as a kid, I always thought it was unfair that the priest got to finish off what was left over.
Like a eucharist lunchable
Don’t give the Catholic church another idea how to get kids in the door.
Considering they unironically released a loli mascot and implemented the plot of Dogma as real policy I can no longer tell if this is fake or not.
Just to correct you on something: the plot of dogma is real policy since at least 1300. It is not new.
Still just a marketing tactic though.
Oh, TIL. Thanks!
At press time, a contingent of church goers was forming outside the Vatican to protest the new flavor, claiming that, if anything, Jesus was lemon-lime.
Almost had me thinking this was something real.
Oops! All Frankincense
Coming soon: Everyflavor Eucharist.
Alas, earwax.
Is it gluten free?
It is 100% gluten so that the gluten-intolerant can suffer like our savior.
Why are they upside down?
Does that mean it’s a berry marinade?
this legitimately feels like something that could have happened in Snow Crash
I liked that book.
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