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    • dch82@lemmy.zipOP
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      2 months ago

      For the authentic cloud experience our CTO managed to convince the board to buy us a hot-air balloon to host our services on.

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        2 months ago

        Well that’s a silly idea without the ability to fill the balloon from a ready source of hot ai–

        Nevermind.