lemme in@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoTucker Carlson claims nuclear technology was created by ‘demonic forces’www.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1251arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1243arrow-down1external-linkTucker Carlson claims nuclear technology was created by ‘demonic forces’www.independent.co.uklemme in@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square27fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up86·2 days agoIs it possible he has a growing brain tumor, without the required substrate?
minus-squareCarighan Maconar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-22 days agoMaybe he has nuclear brainworms? He also claims he was mauled by a demon while in his bed. Because apparently REAL MEN don’t get nightmares or so. :P
minus-squareschizo@forum.uncomfortable.businesslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoYou totally just know the demon he’s talking about was a succubi, and that’s totally him trying to explain to his wife why he can get off in his dreams but not with her.
minus-squareOptional@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoNo it was his four stupid dogs who heard a noise and scratched him galloping off the bed. “Demon”. Cripes this fucker will sink to any low.
minus-squareschizo@forum.uncomfortable.businesslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoI wouldn’t have pegged him for someone who had dogs. Requires too much empathy and care.
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoAs someone who volunteered in an animal shelter I can sadly say that is not the case, more frequently than it should be.
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoYeah I wouldn’t peg him either.
minus-squareJaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoIf so I think it should be named Tucker Carlson.
Is it possible he has a growing brain tumor, without the required substrate?
Maybe he has nuclear brainworms?
He also claims he was mauled by a demon while in his bed. Because apparently REAL MEN don’t get nightmares or so. :P
You totally just know the demon he’s talking about was a succubi, and that’s totally him trying to explain to his wife why he can get off in his dreams but not with her.
No it was his four stupid dogs who heard a noise and scratched him galloping off the bed.
“Demon”. Cripes this fucker will sink to any low.
I wouldn’t have pegged him for someone who had dogs. Requires too much empathy and care.
As someone who volunteered in an animal shelter I can sadly say that is not the case, more frequently than it should be.
Yeah I wouldn’t peg him either.
I’m betting somebody has.
If so I think it should be named Tucker Carlson.