• spizzat2@lemm.ee
    22·
    3 days ago

    Fork goes on the left; each has four letters.

    Spoon and knife go on the right; each has five letters.

    Gun goes… on top?

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
      15·
      3 days ago

      Gun goes on hip so that you don’t need to train on drawing while eating breakfast separately from training on drawing while doing anything else while sitting.

    • ikidd@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      3 days ago

      Gun goes on lap so when someone sits across from you and gets mouthy, you can shoot them in the dick.