ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agoI worship Napkin.slrpnk.netimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1466arrow-down16
arrow-up1460arrow-down1imageI worship Napkin.slrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 day agoYou napkin heretics will be sorry when our paper towel messiah returns for the Great Cleansing.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoOur Lord Moist Towelette shall come to wipe us all out at the time of the final purification
minus-squarehalyk.the.red@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoYou fools have already forgotten how your moist towels and paper napkins all stem from greatest absorptive progenitor, the precursor to all imbibers, our most holy Rag!
You napkin heretics will be sorry when our paper towel messiah returns for the Great Cleansing.
Our Lord Moist Towelette shall come to wipe us all out at the time of the final purification
You fools have already forgotten how your moist towels and paper napkins all stem from greatest absorptive progenitor, the precursor to all imbibers, our most holy Rag!
I love LOVE moist towelettes