A mosquito wrote this
How many leeches are this guy’s breeches?
When was the last time anyone saw or heard from him?
Yeah, swamps are great. I spent a week in a burning, alligator-infested swamp, and it beats the hell out of being around other people.
[swamp-thing likes this photo] 👍
“Swamps are great!” Says man that has the privilege of not getting horrific reactions to the thousands of bug bites.
This river can kill you 1,000 ways.
l can handle it. The only thing I’m afraid of is the candiru acu.
It’s a tiny little catfish. It swims up into your urethra, spreads its little spines, and refuses to budge.
You have to cut it out.
That’s it I’m going back to L.A.!
it makes you feel better, the fish has only been documented doing this once in 1997, and it could have been a hoax
Originally I thought the fish only went up there if you peed in the water, but that too seems questionable…
But it does seem to like swimming up women’s hooha’s. Just don’t be a woman and you’ll be fine!
So he is saying that getting drops of swamp water up your butt is totally safe? Or does he have a sphincter with an IP6 rating?
He’s probably got an amoeba living in him somewhere important. But hey, he’s old, he don’t give a fuck.
