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Elon “could” grow a nipple on his forehead.
Deport the illegals! Confiscate their illicit gains!
Isn’t that cute? They think that laws apply to billionaires.
You guys understand that even the immigration system is pay-to-win, right? Regardless of what happens, I don’t think Elon will have any issues.
Exactly. He would just reapply under the category of “director of a company” or as “individual of extraordinary abilities”.
“individual of extraordinary abilities”
No, you are not allowed to lie in immigration application forms, it says so right in the title!
while we would all love this, hes too rich and too important to the US military to be subjected to actual regular-people laws. sorry.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah thats a normal people punishment.
Well said . Clickbait fantasy.
Just make him live out of the embassy
Yeah, South African embassy will probably get some nice upgrades
Win - win ?
Narrator: He won’t
Yeah. Court couldn’t even issue a warrant today after he didn’t bother to show up. Wake me up when rich people face consequences.
SHOULD. We all know he won’t
Remember all those headlines saying things like 'Trump could be found guilty of violating emoluments clause?" Yeah, put this in the same bucket.
Elmo Muskrat SHOULD have his US citizenship revoked.
“could” is the most revealing word in this context.
Send him to Africa. Freeze the bank accounts. Donate them to unions.
Remove his wealth too, it was achieved through illegality.
Don’t threaten us with a good time.
