True story time.
Recently, I was applying for some government IT jobs. No matter the agency, almost all gov IT jobs involve having elevated access to systems considered high security clearance. Naturally, there’s gonna be a vetting process.
I figured it was probably just some sort of criminal history investigation, drug testing, and fingerprinting. Yes, and no. As I read deeper into the process, it involved submitting information to the FBI, so they could put me on surveillance for a probationary period of the first year of the assignment.
Immediately I thought,
“Oh my god, they’re going to find out about Funhole.”
Needless to say, I stopped the application process to avoid incarceration.
Thank you for creating content! Courtroom sketches are content!
First of all, I chortled
Is that a courtroom sketch artist at the bottom right? A sketch in a sketch.
And what’s with the huge subble-y eyeball at the bottom?
I think it might be Brank. He’s a recurring Funhole character. A small, orb shaped boy, often drinking a juice box.
just a note: It was never really confirmed that the orb-boy (unless specifically labeled as such) is Brank. We do assume that the orb boy is Brank, but there is no real proof that the juice-drinking disney-tape-holding character is actually him. The silent Funhole consumer-majority consider the character to be a representation of Funhole’s founder (which may very well be a personification of Brank), but there is no definite proof either way.
Brank is now a Jungian archetype. You can’t put him back in the bottle.
So there’s no Brank to bank on, just a probable Brank to possibly thank of?
Correct, it’s a sketch artist in the lower right, sitting next to Brank, the son of Hank.
Grab some popcorn!
