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The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)
ketamine of the masses / pulling this from my asses
poor Musky lost custody. Couldn’t handle Grimes, now he mangles rhymes.
just imagining what happens the day his companies get taken away from him
We’re gonna have enough material for a Elon diss track at this rate
Kendrick Lamar has an opportunity to do the funniest possible thing
Elon’s managed to stay off of K-Dot’s radar so far. We wanna see the diss, we need Elon to start some shit
"Life, it never die
Women are my favorite guy."
Wonder what is up with the folks and them getting into rhymes/poetry. Jordan B Peterson does something simple (his pinned tweet as example here. But we know he fried parts of his brain using the russian coma rehab method.
And it isn’t even the Sinterklaas period yet. No need for bad rhymes. (I’m also suddenly reminded of all the people who tried to ‘rap’ their messages in the late 90s).
Well my name is Jordan and I’m here to say/ we’re just like lobsters in a major way
“cooked, and (politically) red as fuck”?
Religion is the opium of the masses
And I’m increasingly scared they’re gonna kick our asses
Maybe it’s time for all those mugs
To shut up and start hitting drugs
It doesn’t even make any sense 😭 surely “secular religion” and “childless hedonism” are not the same thing??
I can pull finer bars out my arse than this fucking farce
This is probably Grok - creativity from him’s pretty sparse
Choom thinks he’s DOOM, but he won’t beat him any time soon
With how much crack this whack goes through, he’ll forget this before noon
(I’m no MF DOOM, but anything I can put out will beat this artless twat any day)