• P00ptart@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Dogs can eat rotting meat and lick unwashed balls and ass but die from fucking grapes. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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            2 hours ago

            I just can’t see it ever happening.

            I don’t mean any disrespect, and I don’t want to kink shame, but that kinda thing is just not my bag, baby.

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            2 hours ago

            Dude, I don’t mean to boast, but honestly, I think my dick is just WAY too big. Like, I would DESTROY that grape instantly if I tried. It’s not just a trick of the camera angle, it just is that big. Honestly, I don’t even need to get out a measuring tape to tell you that even with a massive grape, it’s just not going to fit.

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            2 hours ago

            The grapes? I can never tell when a grape wants some action. My whole life, I’ve missed every single signal. Well, that, or the grapes just don’t find me attractive, like, EVER.