• elliot_crane@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    lUkE sHoUlD eArN mY vOtE!!! You won’t shame me into voting for him! I don’t care if Vader wins - not my fault! Lalalalala not listening! Down with the duopoly! We will just become ungovernable! Anyone else here voting for Lando?

    There did I hit all the points? U••••••••M••• or L•••••B••• want to chime in and let me know if I missed anything?

    • MisterScruffy@lemmy.ml
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      1 month ago

      The proper analogy to this election would be if Luke and Vader both had death stars, both had blown up a planet, but Luke’s campaign promise was that he’ll blow up fewer planets than Vader will.