“Why did the earth suddenly teleport ten times closer to the moon.” Then probably something like: “how can an object have sufficient kinetic energy to perfectly perforate the earth but still keep it mostly in tact” also “why is the asteroid burning if it is outside of the atmosphere”. Unless Hans Zimmer was playing in the background, then I would probably say “Dear god!”.
“Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm…Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm…Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm… Dammit this is a difficult choice…”
Don’t forget the massive shockwave from the exploding planet
Via what medium
I love it when a plan comes together.
Grabs phone in selfie mode: “Hey guys, you will never believe what just happened…”
Lol
No way to play poker again
Bober kurwa!
