Lord Dumuzi: look at this tablet this total babe sent me

???: dumuzi you don’t have a gf

Lord Dumuzi: no i totally do, she wants me to fill her churn with honey cheese

???: no girl would ever chisel that. You made your scribe do that

Lord Dumuzi: maybe they wouldn’t chisel that to you, but i’ve had lots of babes tell me to fill their churn with honey cheese.

???: ok who is she then?

Lord Dumuzi: uhh you don’t know her… she goes to another ziggurat