WALKER, MI—Plunking out a solo as the performance entered its 45th minute, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump was reportedly forced to play the glockenspiel at a rally Friday after every musical artist in the country banned him from using their songs. “He started out with some sheet music, but within minutes he was just hammering […]
He could always play classical… though that might cause his followers to grow some brain cells and leave.
I’ve never understood why classic is “smart people music”.
I like a lot of classic music, but I don’t think it should be considered any more cultured or intellectual than any other music.