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      It would also require effort and a degree of hand-eye coordination not typical for those in his age group with his degree of mental deterioration.

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      Honestly, if this ever really happened it would be one thing that actually might make me want to see such a rally.

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      Me, a true musician, they’re all just sound sticks you hit. Unlike rain sticks (sound sticks you flip) and drum sticks (sound sticks to hit with)

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    Came for the headline, stayed for the picture, and really enjoyed the article. Well done The Onion.

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      You should really look into their print edition that they just relaunched, then! Really cheap and a great way to support the new ownership.

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    And I’m sure it was the Best glockenspiel performance ever. Professional musicians have likely told him they’ve never heard anything as great.

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    He could always play classical… though that might cause his followers to grow some brain cells and leave.

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      I’ve never understood why classic is “smart people music”.

      I like a lot of classic music, but I don’t think it should be considered any more cultured or intellectual than any other music.

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    I’m a Republican who Does His Own Research and The Onion is LIBRUL PROPAGANDA! WAKE UP Sheeple! Kid Rock would GLADLY play at Trump’s Rally! The Onion is the DEEP STATE!