• Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Backflips. Never been the least bit athletic aside from my lifting strength and endurance. Just to surprise the everliving hell out of my friends and then never do so again without ever offering an explanation.

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        7 months ago

        As long as you tuck properly it’s really hard to land in a damaging way*

        Back flips are surprisingly possible with some exercise. I can do them on flat ground. If you have a gym nearby with those big blue mats you can try them with much risk.

        *Terms and conditions apply when you’re fat.

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    7 months ago

    Multi-shot upgrade. Get slingshot. Shoot $100 bill with my slingshot. Fires double the amount of money. 💰 profit? 📈💸