🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon goes to dinner with coworkerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square189fedilinkarrow-up1928arrow-down127
arrow-up1901arrow-down1imageAnon goes to dinner with coworkerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square189fedilink
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up234arrow-down1·2 months agoReport the Israeli to HR for the potato joke before anyone reports you. Also mention everyone else and say that they were all laughing and pointing at you.
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up128arrow-down2·2 months agoGo ahead and warm that resume up too lol
minus-squareGadg8eer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down25·2 months agoResume? I’d have a lawyer on the phone. No money for a lawyer? Kill your boss and then yourself, fuck reality.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoYou lost me at the end…
minus-squareScratch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI was sure it was gonna be a “garage” -> “car hole” reference. Imagine my disappointment
Report the Israeli to HR for the potato joke before anyone reports you. Also mention everyone else and say that they were all laughing and pointing at you.
Go ahead and warm that resume up too lol
Resume? I’d have a lawyer on the phone. No money for a lawyer? Kill your boss and then yourself, fuck reality.
Everything ok at home man?
You lost me at the end…
I was sure it was gonna be a “garage” -> “car hole” reference. Imagine my disappointment