ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 months agoWe used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMHslrpnk.netimagemessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up1270arrow-down18
arrow-up1262arrow-down1imageWe used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMHslrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 months agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 months agoMake sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 months agoHey, if you can’t tell a duck from a goose, peace was never an option.
minus-squarebitchkat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoMaybe Tim will get the rest of the country to say “Duck, Duck, Grey Duck”
minus-squareshottymcb@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoThe goose is only a nuisance if you don’t want to harm it (I’m in the not harming geese camp). If you’re planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.
minus-squareAnivialinkfedilinkDeutscharrow-up3·2 months agoA firm, but not violent, kick to their chest usually is enough to get them to back down. Also works with roosters
Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.
Hey, if you can’t tell a duck from a goose, peace was never an option.
Maybe Tim will get the rest of the country to say “Duck, Duck, Grey Duck”
The goose is only a nuisance if you don’t want to harm it (I’m in the not harming geese camp). If you’re planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.
A firm, but not violent, kick to their chest usually is enough to get them to back down. Also works with roosters