• Andrew@piefed.social
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    2 months ago

    “It’s very easy, I open my house door, then my car door, then get out and move the car manually, then close my house door, then move the chairs back, then eat some dinner, then murder the hitchhikers still trapped in my car, then watch some telly.”

    Seems like he leaves the car in there in neutral with no handbrake, so that’s an accident waiting to happen.

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        2 months ago

        I was thinking he might trip getting in or out, the car would roll a bit, enough to pin him against the house door frame and then he’d end up having to sever some part of himself like in 127 hours. It could happen! (maybe)

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          I was thinking he might trip getting in or out, the car would roll a bit, enough to pin him against the house door frame and then he’d end up having to sever some part of himself like in 127 hours. It could happen! (maybe)

          theme tune to Casualty plays.

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          2 months ago

          If he’s strong enough to push the thing, can’t he just push it back?

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            No. Because he banged his head when he tripped, right? And then didn’t recover for an hour or something, and the car had been pressing against his leg for an hour in such a way that’s difficult for him to get leverage on it. If this guy wasn’t presumably already long-dead from old-age by now, I’d write to him and tell him of my worst fears.

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                2 months ago

                No, they have a code. It’s like then when they’re filming lions: they don’t warn the wildebeest that they’re in danger, they have to let nature take its course.