• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    2 months ago

    They’ll probably come up with a way in the future to make you super muscular and lean without putting any hard work into it. Just consult your doctor if Muscolesta is right for you and live a moderately active lifestyle.

    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      There’s already a genetic mutation that does that.

      Myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy is not known to cause any medical problems, and affected individuals are intellectually normal.

      And it makes you look like this:

      That’s a house-cat, and it looks like that without having to lift weights. Some people have this mutation too, and it’s particularly dramatic in children who would otherwise never be that muscular. (I’d post pictures but I’m not sure about the ethics of sharing photos of other people’s swole toddlers even when they’re already available online.)

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      A guy at the gym has some shots to sell you now.

      If you don’t mind changing into a raging asshole, horrible acne, having your balls shrivel.