JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 4 months agoWells Fargo employee found dead in cubicle 4 days after she clocked in: ‘She was just lying on her desk’www.kold.comexternal-linkmessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1410arrow-down16cross-posted to: usa@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1404arrow-down1external-linkWells Fargo employee found dead in cubicle 4 days after she clocked in: ‘She was just lying on her desk’www.kold.comJimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square67fedilinkcross-posted to: usa@lemmy.ml
minus-squareGalapagon@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·4 months agoPressure plate? Obviously it should be a chair mounted butt plug that locks the screen when removed from anus.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 months agoAnd it gives you electric shocks when you’re unproductive. What is productive or not is judged by an AI that us entirely inadequate for the task, so everybody gets random shocks.
minus-squarecows_are_underratedlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoAnd at some point you start enjoying them.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoUnless managent has approved your butt leaving the seat…
Pressure plate? Obviously it should be a chair mounted butt plug that locks the screen when removed from anus.
And it gives you electric shocks when you’re unproductive. What is productive or not is judged by an AI that us entirely inadequate for the task, so everybody gets random shocks.
And at some point you start enjoying them.
Unless managent has approved your butt leaving the seat…