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      lol the corporation will find out the exact second she died from the coroner and then truncate the time card to that second

      cuz fuck the family, labor laws don’t apply after death

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        And then charge her checking account a $15 monthly service fee for insufficient direct deposits

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          And a cleaning fee for the desk, and a phone line rental fee, and also opened 3 extra credit cards in her name while she was dead.