Some people look me in the face and express concern that I might not see well through the scratches. And they’re not wrong.

What is wrong though, is people insisting that I get a new eye exam, as if they’re my opthalmologist or something…

My current prescription is fine, although technically outdated. All I need is new lenses that aren’t scratched to hell and back.

And all I asked was how to actually read the chicken scratch on the prescription…