• The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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    2 months ago

    “You give me big go booms. I go boom the bad guys you hate. Major winning happens. You take all credit. ‘Very smart and brave of Trump to give Ukraine all those go booms.’ Everyone says so”

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      2 months ago

      I go boom the bad guys you hate.

      But that precludes using the booms on Russians, whose jackboots Trump adores.

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        2 months ago

        That’s why Zelensky must, under no circumstances, go into any kind of specifics with Trump. Just make it about how great and cool it will make Trump look

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          Trump: “Which bad guys??”

          Ukrainian ambassador, having recently learning the Dumbass dialect of American English: “The BIGGEST bad guys! The ones you hate more than anything! And you won’t even have to worry about them, because we’ll do it real quiet and secret!”

          Trump: “WOW”