Take it out/blow on it/put it back in
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Go two knuckles deep and hold the cum button until you reset to the factory settings.
careful not to also press the taint, or you do a screenshot
Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.
How do you accidentally have sex?
Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say “no hetero”, and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
You can’t tell me you’ve never tripped, fell, and found yourself having sex before? Duh. It’s like so common.
Exactly. It’s probably just a bullshit story to encourage gay people back into the closet.
Why would this story compel anyone back into the closet?
It pushes the idea that gay people can be “cured” with straight sex, which was extremely popular with homophobes in the 80s and 90s.
I see that people could get this idea and its worded like that in the greentrxt but people with half a brain would go: “congrats, you just found out that you are bi”
The fact that it doesn’t reach that incredibly obvious conclusion just makes me even more skeptical. He specifically says he’s straight now.
Well i guess 4chan is not a stranger to different kinds of phobias so your take makes sense
- Be at an orgy
- Have sex with someone you didn’t intend to f
- ???
- Profit
labels are for jars.
Of for my fuck boy. He has a label with my name.
There are no gay people and there are no straight people. These are words made up to make pearl clutchers more able to digest deviant behaviour.