I don’t know why this popped into my head, though I gotta share:
His Optometrist looks at him and dramatically proclaims, “LOOK AT ME WITH YOUR GOOD EYE!” in an oddly regal tone.
I don’t know either.
That is a man who has been sued because one of his patients made that mistake.
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I do safety work, and one of the key concepts is that idiots exist.
Say there’s a something so blatantly, incredibly stupid that only someone in the bottom 0.01% would do it (say, pushing their hand into boiling acid).
If 5 people walk past every hour, you’ll lose the first hand in April on average.
Yeah, but you see: I dropped a penny in the vat of acid and in school they thought us about this thing called leidenfrost or something where it does not hurt when you but your hand in acid as long as you are fast enough. So, really, it is the school’s fold for teaching us lies or yours for having some government secret super acid
(…/s)
