You forgot:

• Forced to create an account with a password of arbitrary complexity.
• Get sent a code to verify your email.
• Have to solve a captcha to put in the code.
• Captcha doesn’t work.
• “Your code is expired, please try again.”
• Mandatory shitty launcher that defaults to running in the background all the time.
• “Severs offline, please try again later.”
• “You are logged in in too many locations.”
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