• Rustmilian@lemmy.worldOP
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      Hannah Montana Linux is too good to be listed, if we at Microsoft acknowledged it’s existence we’ll have to admit that Linux is clearly superior and that’s a threat to our bottom line.

      Hannah Montana Linux? Sorry, never heard of it.

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      Can’t connect to the internet, so we at Microsoft can’t farm any of your data; Maliciously Bad.

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    Even from the MS perspective, Debian is over Arch, check mate non-believers

    This is obviously a joke.

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    You’re like 20y late with this joke. MS runs their servers on linux nowdays.

    They already have WSL and their own Linux distro.

    Give them another 5 years and they’ll have rewritten their core to sit on top of unix and will have become a simple commercial linux distro. When buying a windows laptop you will be able to click through 5 yes/no promts, unlock the terminal and yum -S gnome-desktop to break free. No dual boot needed.

    You know what’s the worst part? M$ will be the biggest contributor to the kernel. And that’s how linux will die.

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      Pffft. We at Microsoft don’t use Linux, that clearly doesn’t exist.

      please all corporations please please buy Microsoft Azure & Windows Server please we at Microsoft beg of you

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        I once saw a webcomic many years ago with a straight couple in kink gear in front of a computer, and the guy was saying something like “You’ve been a bad girl, I’m installing Windows ME on your computer.”

        I tried searching for it, but I can’t find it. :/