may i have a glass of water please
I love chocolate pancakes! Here’s the recipe I use:
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don’t forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice…
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called ‘how to kill someone with your bare hands’.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
Those prices aren’t bad at all
Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.
That’s the worst looking breakfast I have ever seen. Everything on there looks terrible.
I’d go toast, OJ and coffee. Fuck the rest.
Ain’t no one spending 5 of those dollars on pancakes
For real. I’m baffled every time when I go out and see the prices of “Crêpes”. I can and do make ten or twenty pieces at home for the price of one. All the fun of flipping them included! (Since I’m Yuropean, it’s what we just call pancakes. The same principle applies to American pancakes too, just with a few more ingredients.)
wheres water?
I don’t know. I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
14 glasses of milk followed by one glass of orange juice, please. With pulp.
Just my favourite! Milk without pulp is gross.
3 bacon plates
1 coffee
Done