ZeroCool@vger.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoDrew Barrymore Reveals She Accidentally Left Her "Sex List" at Danny DeVito's Housewww.marieclaire.comexternal-linkmessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkDrew Barrymore Reveals She Accidentally Left Her "Sex List" at Danny DeVito's Housewww.marieclaire.comZeroCool@vger.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squareCoreidan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 months ago“Hey babe. I made a mistake. I want to get back together.” “Sure no problem! Me too! I just need to plow through this list of dudes I’m gonna fuck first.” Seems like an awfully shitty thing to do to someone that’s genuinely interested in you.
minus-squareAlDente@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoSounds kinda hot to me. To spice things up, I’d want to hear all about it when we get back together. E: Kink shamers, the lot of you! I’d rather be with an experienced lady over someone who’s only been with me.
“Hey babe. I made a mistake. I want to get back together.”
“Sure no problem! Me too! I just need to plow through this list of dudes I’m gonna fuck first.”
Seems like an awfully shitty thing to do to someone that’s genuinely interested in you.
Sounds kinda hot to me. To spice things up, I’d want to hear all about it when we get back together.
E: Kink shamers, the lot of you! I’d rather be with an experienced lady over someone who’s only been with me.