• Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml
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      Something something mysterious ways, human freedom necessary to be judged, yadda yadda

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        Judged by whom? God? If he’s all knowing all powerful then he knows how I’ll do in his simulation before I begin.

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      This proves that all religions are at least partially correct, and the most popular religions are the most correct

  • M1k3y@discuss.tchncs.de
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    If god wanted me to believe, the bible would contain anything provably right. Or at least not so many ridiculous and obviously false claims.

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    The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with the nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.

    Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen it to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.

    The argument goes something like this: “I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.”

    “But,” says Man, “the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn’t it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and therefore, by your own arguments, you don’t. QED.”

    “Oh dear,” says God, “I hadn’t thought of that,” and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

    “Oh, that was easy,” says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.

  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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    My problem would be that even if whatever god themselves came down to show themselves to me I’d just think I was hallucinating and going crazy.

    Doesn’t help my family has history with schizophrenia so I’d legitimately just think “Oh it’s finally happening…”

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        Wouldn’t be hard, just chuck a couple bricks of cash at me after appearing. If it’s actual god then it’s actual cash I can go and spend. That’s proof enough lul.